If people have a problem with you, always remember, it is THEIR problem.
You will find a girl prettier than me, smarter than me, and funnier than me, but you will never find a girl just like me.
People who have High And Unnecessary attitude, deserves the Standing Ovation of my Tallest Finger.
Remember one thing, you might be a PLAYER. But i am the GAME.
Excuse me. I found something under my shoes oh its your Attitude.
Good friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, impossible to forget.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
90% of the time I say ‘BRB’ it just means I don’t want to talk to you anymore.
Please don’t interrupt me while I’m ignoring you
If people are trying to bring you ‘Down’, It only means that you are ‘Above them.
“Trust me, I wasn’t always this sarcastic. It took me years of dealing with stupid people to master the art of it.”
“Attitude and sarcasm as so much more affordable than bail money and therapy.”
“An apple a day will keep just about anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
“Apparently, people get offended when you treat them the same way they treat you.”
“Sometimes, I take a look at people and wonder how in the world they made it this far in life.”
“Some people just need a simple sympathetic pat…on the head…with a hammer.”
“I’m an acquired taste. Don’t you like me? Maybe you should acquire some taste.”
“Come on – put your positive panties on.”
“It’s so hard to have a positive attitude when you’re surrounded by dumb people.”
“If you’re cooler than me, does that mean I’m hotter than you?”
I’m not changed it’s just I grew up and u should try too.
Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.!!
I enjoy when people show Attitude to me coz it shows that they need an Attitude to impress me!
I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own FONT.