Facebook Status in English

Facebook Status in English:

Facebook Status in English

I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.


I’m different and unique, I swear you could hardly find a match with me, wanna try?


Anyone else sit on the toilet and play with their phone until you realized you have been finished 10 minutes ago?


Don’t try and perfect yourself for one person wait for the One who love your Imperfection.


If you really love someone, TIME and DISTANCE will not make you forget them.


People only realize what they had after they lose it so hold on what you have and never ever let it go.


Facebook Status in English for Best Friends

Friendship Multiplies The Good Of Life And Divides The Evil.


A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.


Most friendships are like a delicate flower, eventually they dry & die.. I am however a cactus, I will always be poking you so that you remember me…


Best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself.


We have three types of friends in life: Friends for a reason, friends for a season, and friends for a lifetime!!!


Friends are fruitcake of our lives. Some are nutty, some are soaked in alcohol, some firm, some sweet, but altogether,they are great to have in your life.


True friendship is never serene..! True friendship is like what water is to the fish.


Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The longer the title the less important the job.


The longer the title the less important the job.


Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.


Facebook Status in English for Girlfriends/Boyfriends

I may not be good for someone but I’ll be the best for those who deserve me.


One of the simplest ways to stay happy; just let go of the things that makes you sad.


As long as I have you, I will always have everything I need to be happy.


Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman


Our body is very wisely designed. We can neither ‘pat’ our own ‘back’ nor ‘kick’ our own ‘ass’ – for it, friends are needed!


Don’t count how many new friends you can make. Count how many old friends you can keep.


The real friendship is like fluorescence, it shines better when everything has darken.


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A true friend will surely find a reason to love you even when you have done something that you cannot mind.


Friends come and go but I wouldn’t have thought you’d be one of them….


Who loved you even when you weren’t lovable….!!!


Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”


People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.